OMEGLE.
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d_wittgenstein
 Believe it or not, there is such a thing as a website that I have never heard of. Tonight, I was introduced to Omegle, the chat site where you're connected to a random stranger. Well, apparently, there was a Zombie Apocalypse happening on there... this is the conversation that followed:

You: Hello.
Stranger: What is OP?
You: Original Poster, Osteoperosis, Out of Print, Office of the President, Output, Oak Park, IL... I can keep going if you want more.
Stranger: You must be in a severe amount of panic citizen. The zombies are coming, you better seek shelter.
You: I am a TLW-728 supercomputer. I have no grey matter to speak of, and am made of sheet metal. Therefore, I do not feel>>
such a threat from the zombies. I have befriended several of them.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I will post more of my Omegle craziness as time goes on, I'm sure.

- Wittgenstein
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The most awesome fic'kin gather EVER.
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d_wittgenstein
 Last night, I had the privilege of being in the same chat room with the Warden and Beetlejuice. I never thought I'd find so many other fic'kin out there. I'll say this much: those guys are pwnership. 

By the way, I've noticed that a lot of people I talk to have never seen or even heard of my movie. Therefore, I will give you all a link so that you can see it! 

http://stagevu.com/video/yvezcldfmqyw

Enjoy!

- Wittgenstein

Let's see how this works.
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d_wittgenstein
 Not much of a journaller, m'self, but it seems there are more fictionkin on LJ than anywhere else, so here I go... journal attempt number one.

Today it is snowing, as is usual for the cold, blustery city where I currently reside. I have a dumb song stuck in my head, and I'm counting down the hours until payday. All in all, I lead a pretty mundane life. Wake up, drink coffee, smoke a cigarette, go to college, go to work, go home and do it all over again the next day. 
 
I am here in hopes of finding more like myself. I have created a community on DeviantART called #FarFromFiction, for all fictionkin and allies to gather. I'm a rather brutal admin when it comes to trolls or 'skeptics' as they call themselves, a term they use only as an excuse to be assholes... so if you're thinking to stir up crap on my group, think twice. I live by the phrase, "A computer's gotta do what a computer's gotta do." 
 
All in all, I'm a nice guy, albeit a little rough around the edges. I enjoy the occasional online roleplay and hope to make a few friends here.
 
Cordially,
 
- Wittgenstein

 

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