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d_wittgenstein
 Believe it or not, there is such a thing as a website that I have never heard of. Tonight, I was introduced to Omegle, the chat site where you're connected to a random stranger. Well, apparently, there was a Zombie Apocalypse happening on there... this is the conversation that followed:

You: Hello.
Stranger: What is OP?
You: Original Poster, Osteoperosis, Out of Print, Office of the President, Output, Oak Park, IL... I can keep going if you want more.
Stranger: You must be in a severe amount of panic citizen. The zombies are coming, you better seek shelter.
You: I am a TLW-728 supercomputer. I have no grey matter to speak of, and am made of sheet metal. Therefore, I do not feel>>
such a threat from the zombies. I have befriended several of them.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I will post more of my Omegle craziness as time goes on, I'm sure.

- Wittgenstein
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